Kids Jokes — most commented jokes

The head Counselor gathered all the campers together. To get their attention, the Counselor called out:

- Order! Order!

In a flash someone shouted out:

- Hamburger, coke and fries!

The Counselor was greeting the new campers.

- So you decided to come to camp - she said to one.

- Nope - the camper answered.

- I was sent to camp!

- Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!

- Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!

- Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!

- Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.

- Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!

- Counselor: Don't complain. It only leaks when it rains.

A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone.

- Why don't you play with your friends? - he asked.

- Because I only have one friend - the girl replied.

- And I hate her.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?
→ A stupid Cupid!

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?
→ He left lip prints on the mirror!

My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.

Why did the clown wear loud socks?
→ So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.