Kids Jokes — most commented jokes

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet?
→ An Ig!

What kind of bell doesn't ring?
→ A dumbbell.

Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods.

- How far is it to town? - Terry wanted to know.

- Six miles, - said Debbie.

- That's too far to walk, - Terry replied.

- It's not too bad, - Debbie said.

- We can each walk three miles!

John was hard at work with the broom in his family's tent.
His mother came in and said:

- That's nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?

- No, - John answered.

- I'm sweeping out the dirt.

Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn't sing very well.

- Does that make you homesick? - someone asked Pierre.

- No - he answered.

- Just sick sick!

Steve wrote home.

- I'm glad you named me Steve - he said in the letter.

- Why? - asked his mother in her reply.

- Because that's what all the kids at camp call me - he wrote back.

- Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp.

- Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation?

- Sammy: No. They do!

One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before.

The old camper said:

- I thought of camp yesterday.

- Why? - the counsellor asked.

- Where were you?

- At the garbage dump! - the old camper answered.

On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question:

- What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered:

- Going home!

At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed.

- How did your trunk get so neat? - she asked her messy daughter.

- It was easy - said Julie.

- I just never unpacked!