Kids Jokes — most commented jokes

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
→ He thought he might get a kick out of it!

- Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.

- Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else!

- How did you do in your tests?

- I did what George Washington did!

- What was that?

- Went down in history!

- You've failed history again!

- Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones!

- My teacher reminds me of history.

- She's always repeating herself!

- Knock knock.

- Who's there?

- Barber!

- Barber who?

- Barberd wire!

- Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller?

- Sharon: No, why?

- Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.

- Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back.

- Harry: Pity it's not on her head!

Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer.

- No, - said Mom.

- It's glue.

- I thought so - said Janet.

- I wondered why I couldn't get my hat off today.

- Barber: And how old are you, little man?

- Fred: Eight.

- Barber: And do you want a haircut?

- Fred: Well, I certainly didn't come in for a shave!