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Dracula's Victims
What does Dracula say to his victims?
→ It's been nice gnawing you.
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What does Dracula say to his victims?
→ It's been nice gnawing you.
What kind of typewriters do vampires like?
→ Blood type-writers.
What type of people do vampires like?
→ Type O positive people.
What's pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood?
→ A hampire.
Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?
→ It wanted to play squash.
Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra?
→ He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.
Where is Dracula's American office?
→ The Vampire State Building.
What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?
→ Necking.
Why did the vampire go to hospital?
→ He wanted his ghoulstones removed.
What has webbed feet and fangs?
→ Count Quackula.