Dracula the Comedian
Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian?
→ He's looking for a crypt writer.
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Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian?
→ He's looking for a crypt writer.
What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?
→ Well, fangcy that!
How does Dracula keep fit?
→ He plays batminton.
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?
→ Have a nice bite!
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Al Capone?
→ A fangster.
How does Dracula like to have his food served?
→ In bite-sized pieces.
Why does Dracula have no friends?
→ Because he's a pain in the neck.
What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?
→ Coffin medicine.
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?
→ A coffin break.
Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?
→ Because his life is at stake.