Vampire in a Raincoat
What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?
→ Mack-u-la!
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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?
→ Mack-u-la!
What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?
→ Jack-u-la!
What is the best way to talk to a vampire?
→ By long distance.
What does a vampire take for a cold?
→ Coffin syrup!
Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot?
→ He was a bite of the Round Table!
Why is it tough to compete against a vampire?
→ Because they're always out for blood!
Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?
→ The girl necks door.
What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails?
→ He cut all his fingers off!
Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires?
→ Because he liked to see new blood in the business.
What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?
→ Wait for him to give it back.