Clean Jokes — most commented jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?
→ He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?
→ Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

- Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?

- Must have been a duck family.

- A duck family?

- Didn't you say there was a quack in it!

What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old?
→ A year older on his birthday!

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?
→ With their eyes shut!

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?
→ Giddy up horsey!

The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.
How many galleons did they get to the mile!

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?
→ Dates!

Where was the Magna Carta signed?
→ At the bottom!

What was the first thing Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?
→ Sat down!