Clean Jokes — most commented jokes

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
→ To win the no-bell prize.

What did the hat say to the necktie?
→ You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?
→ Because it dampened his spirits.

So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not". (A frayed knot).

What runs all day but never gets tired?
→ Water.

What's black, white and read all over?
→ A newspaper.

Why was six scared of seven?
→ Because seven ate nine.

What's the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey?
→ A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu?
→ A bellerina!