Clean Jokes — most commented jokes

Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
→ Because there were so many knights!

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?
→ Toga-ether we can rule the world!

Why did the Romans build straight roads?
→ So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

- When did Caesar reign?

- I didn't know he reigned.

- Of course he did, didn't they hail him?

If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas?
→ His wife!

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?
→ The second one!

Why does history keep repeating itself?
→ Because we weren't listening the first time!

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
→ On their feet!

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
→ He wanted Mark Antony!

What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
→ Speaking Latin!