Clean Jokes — most commented jokes

What letters are not in the alphabet?
→ The ones in the mail, of course!

Who does Dracula get letters from?
→ His fang club.

Where do ghosts mail their letters?
→ At the ghost office.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?
→ He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?
→ "I've become attached to you."

What did the envelope say to the stamp?
→ "Stick with me and we'll go places."

What two words have thousands of letters in them?
→ Post office.

What letter stands for the ocean?
→ The letter C.

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?
→ Envelope.

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?
→ MT (empty).