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Boring Parents
Why are parents boring?
→ Because they're groan-ups.
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Why are parents boring?
→ Because they're groan-ups.
What's another name for an parent?
→ Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
When is a parent like a child?
→ When he's a miner.
What do young ghosts call their parents?
→ Deady and Mummy.
Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?
→ Because she thought everybody loved her.
- Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.
- You do look a little pail.
What do you call two spiders who just got married?
→ Newlywebs.
Where did the burgers go after their wedding?
→ On a bun-eymoon!
Why was the broom late?
→ It over swept!
What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?
→ LO