Clean Jokes — most commented jokes

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?
→ Stone.

How to fleas travel?
→ Itch hiking!

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?
→ Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

What insect runs away from everything?
→ A flee!

What is the most faithful insect?
→ A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!

What is a flea's favourite book?
→ The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?
→ Shall we walk home or take a dog?

Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet?

- Why are we running so fast?

- Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?
→ Robert E Flea!

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
→ Start from scratch!