At Work — most commented jokes

- I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?

- That's right, Sir.

- So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend?

- That was my dentist.

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

"Yes, Sir," the new employee replied.

"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on.
"After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."

Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?

Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary?
→ It was a dead end job.

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?
→ Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks?
→ It takes too long to retrain them.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
→ You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
→ Because he had low elf esteem.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
→ Because he had low elf esteem.

What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?
→ They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!