Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
→ A dirty kid!

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
→ Light ale!

Why was the glow worm unhappy?
→ Because her children weren't that bright!

What's a glow worms favourite song?
→ Wake me up before you glow glow!

How do you make a glow worm happy?
→ Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
→ Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
→ Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?
→ Worm your way out of that one!

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?
→ Ear we go!

What kind of wig can hear?
→ An earwig!