Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why don't other bugs like earwigs?
→ Because they are always earwigging their conversations!

What is the definition of a caterpillar?
→ A worm in a fur coat!

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
→ Turns over a new leaf!

What does a cat go to sleep on?
→ A caterpillow!

What pillar doesn't need holding up?
→ A caterpillar!

What did one centipede say to the other centipede?
→ You've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs....!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?
→ Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Why was the centipede late?
→ Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

What has 50 legs but cant walk?
→ Half a centipede!

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?
→ A centipede with athlete's foot!