Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?
→ He took too long to put his boots on!

What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk?
→ A centipede with a wooden leg!

What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?
→ A grasshover!

Why was the moth so unpopular?
→ He kept picking holes in everything!

What's the biggest moth in the world?
→ A mammoth!

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
→ He wanted to see the floor show!

How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?
→ Because rolling stones gather no moths!

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?
→ An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

What insect lives on nothing?
→ A moth, because it eats holes!

How do you make a butterfly?
→ Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!