Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What do you call a big irish spider?
→ Paddy long legs!

What are spiders webs good for?
→ Spiders!

How do you spot a modern spider?
→ He doesn't have a web he had a website!

What did the spider say to the fly?
→ We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?

What is red and dangerous?
→ Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

Why are spiders good swimmers?
→ They have webbed feet!

What does a spider do when he gets angry?
→ He goes up the wall!

Why did the spider buy a car?
→ So he could take it out for a spin!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?
→ I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
→ It became a daddy short legs!