Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
→ Darn it!

What is life like for a wood worm?
→ Boring!

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
→ Because they're wrigleys!

What makes a glow worm glow?
→ A light meal!

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?
→ Very big worm holes in your garden!

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?
→ Where in earth have you been!

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
→ They can lighten your load!

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?
→ It has a blue light!

What did the woodworm say to the chair?
→ It's been nice gnawing you!

What did the maggot say to another?
→ What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!