Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

How to fleas travel?
→ Itch hiking!

What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs?
→ Ath-fleats!

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?
→ Milk and honey.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
→ Your spinning me a yarn here!

Why are spiders like tops?
→ They are always spinning!

What kind of doctors are like spiders?
→ Spin doctors!

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
→ If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?
→ A spinning wheel!

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
→ I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

What is a spiders favourite TV show?
→ The newly web game!