Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What is the wasps' favorite song?
→ Just a Spoonful of Sugar.

Where do you take a sick wasp?
→ To waspital.

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?
→ Ant-elopers.

What do you call a stupid ant?
→ Antwerp.

What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant?
→ Decadant.

Why don't anteaters get sick?
→ Because they're full of anty-bodies!

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?
→ An antphibian.

- Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world?

- Girl: My Aunt

- Boy: No, it's an elephant.

- Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

- First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

- Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?
→ Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!