Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?
→ A bite-time story.

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?
→ Because she was a litter bug.

Which fly captured the ladybird?
→ The dragon-fly.

What insect lives on nothing?
→ A moth, because it eats holes.

How do you make a moth bawl?
→ Hit him with a fly swatter.

A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my dog?"

If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it?
→ Fly past flea.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?
→ An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

How do fireflies start a race?
→ Ready, steady, glow!

- Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down.

- Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.