Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
→ They never want to log off.

One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up.

- But why do we have to hurry? - said one.

- Can you read, you nut! It says, 'Tear along the dotted line'.

How do fireflies lose weight?
→ They burn calories.

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
→ "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant" (to the tune of Pink Panther theme).

How can you make a moth ball?
→ Hit it with a fly swatter.

A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't get any satin."

Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man.
One said to the other:

- You bite him? I'm driving.

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?
→ Fancy a bite?

Why are mosquitoes annoying?
→ Because they get under your skin.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?
→ Because an itch in time saves nine.