Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?
→ Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?
→ Computers have them toad-ily confused.

- Does your dog know how how to surf the internet?

- No - but he's got a ruff idea.

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?
→ Because they're scared of the mouse.

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?
→ www.oody www.oodpecker.

- My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net.

- What an intelligent animal!

- Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.

Who has the best website in the jungle?
→ The Onlion King.

- I can't find a shark website....

- That's cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......

How did the flea learn to use the internet?
→ He had to start from scratch.

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?
→ P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.