Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?
→ King Kong in clingfilm

Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world?
→ King Pong.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?
→ A terrified postman.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?
→ King Kong's shadow.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
→ A lid.

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?
→ With a monkey wrench.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?
→ Queen Kong.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?
→ Odor, Odor in the court!!!

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?
→ A cub reporter.

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad?
→ A croaksman!