Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?
→ So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?
→ Bach in the saddle again.

What is the missing link between the bass and the ape?
→ The baritone.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?
→ The dog knows when to stop scratching.

There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?
→ The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio?
→ Collie-wood!

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?
→ Gnus - readers!

An actor went to see a new agent one day and said:

- You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.

So saying, he flew up to the ceiling, circled the room a few times and landed smoothly on the agent's desk.

- So you do bird impressions - said the agent:

- what else can you do?

Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?
→ Mom! I see an angel.

What's a mouse's favourite record?
→ Please cheese me!