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Roman Emperor Mouse
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
→ Julius Cheeser!
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What mouse was a Roman emperor?
→ Julius Cheeser!
What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
→ Stalagmice!
What goes eek, eek, bang?
→ A mouse in a minefield!
What's the definition of a narrow squeak?
→ A thin mouse!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
→ Dirty looks from the mouse!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
→ A mouseketeer!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?
→ Mice Krispies!
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
→ When it's raining cats and dogs!
Is there a mouse in the house?
→ No, but there's a moose on the loose!
What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
→ A hamster!