Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?
→ He built hotels on Pork Place.

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?
→ By the egg on its face.

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?
→ They're the ones with the little red hats.

Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing?
→ He liked to swing his weight around.

- FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

- SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

- FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch?

- PIGLET: Beets me!

- Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.

- Then you'd better buy a little pig.

Do pigs like Backgammon?
→ No, they prefer their backs scratched.

Did you hear the story about the razorback hog?
→ It's pretty dull.

Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage in November?
→ She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.