Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse with a packet of washing up powder?
→ Bubble and squeak!

What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
→ Mouse code!

Why did the mouse eat a candle?
→ For some light refreshment!

What is a mouse's favourite game?
→ Hide and squeak!

How do mice celebrate when they move home?
→ With a mouse warming party!

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
→ A mouse sandwich!

Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor injuries

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?
→ Getting it to fit over a bucket!

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?
→ Cross mouse cards!

Who is king of all the mice?
→ Mouse Tse Tung!