Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling?
→ They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.

Did you hear about the pig's vacation?
→ They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans.

Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day?
What did they do?
→ They threw a sowprize party.

Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business?
→ He couldn't get it off the ground.

Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
→ He called it "Ham Hocks".

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?
→ Tuskanini.

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?
→ One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?
→ A Rolling Stone says:

- hey you, get off of my cloud! - while a Scotsman says:

- Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
→ To get away from the bagpipe recital.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
→ He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.