Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets?
→ No, it's theatre. They love to ham it up and hog all the attention.

Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel?
→ No, that story's just a lot of hogwash.

If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do?
→ Take the words out of their mouths.

If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of?
→ Any party where there's lots of food.

I told you not to let those pigs in my office.

Now, look what's happened.
They've eaten all the dates off my calendar!

How does a pig write home?
→ With a pig pen.

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?
→ She reads them pig tales.

How do you take a pig to hospital?
→ By hambulance!

- How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

- No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens.

- You must have a very large chicken house.

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
→ Build a sty-scraper!