Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy.
When they wind it up, it eats all the spinach off their plates.

The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host.
What happened?
→ He turned out to be a big boar.

Sports fad invented by pigs:
Mud wrestling.

- SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party?

- PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle.

Pig's explanation for the creation of the Universe:
The Pig Bang Theory.

- Pigs don't look very smart to me.

- Sure, they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmer's ear?

Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play.
→ Hamlet.

- MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today?

- FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink!

- SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink!

- THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof!

- MOTHER PIG: What?

- THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language.

Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead.
It's called a garbage compactor.

Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead.
It's called a garbage compactor.