Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?
→ Have a pigjama party!

What do hip pigs call their ladies?
→ Fine swine.

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?
→ That's the end of me!

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?
→ Yum Yum.

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?
→ Heavy!

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?
→ He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to share.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?
→ Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?
→ Behave or Frankenswine will get you.

What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough?
→ I'm afraid that's all going to waist.

Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly?
→ They squealed on each other.