Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class?
→ They ate all the specimens.

Why did the piglets do badly in school?
→ They were all slow loiners.

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?
→ He split a seam in his blue ones.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?
→ He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Why did the pig join the Army?
→ He heard the food was a mess.

Why did the pig join a muscle-building class?
→ He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser.

Why did the pig go to the casino?
→ To play the slop machine!

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?
→ Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?
→ He loved to sing, "Oinkers Aweight"

Why did the little pig hide the soap?
→ He heard the farmer yell, "Hogwash!"