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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?
→ There was a lot of ham in him.
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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?
→ There was a lot of ham in him.
Why do pigs have flat snouts?
→ From running in to trees.
Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?
→ He was a little shoat.
Why can't there be a Santa Pig?
→ Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
Why are there so many piggy banks?
→ Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
Why are pigs such great football fans?
→ They're always rooting.
Why are pigs such early risers?
→ Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?
Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?
→ Cupigs!
Who is the greatest painter of this century?
→ Pigcasso!
Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?
→ The corniest ones.