Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Where is the most open green space in New York City?
→ Central Pork

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
→ In his hog cabin!

Where do retired pigs go for warm weather?
→ The tropigs!

Where do bad pigs go?
→ They get sent to the pen.

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?
→ At a school for higher loining.

When pigs have a party, who jumps out of the cake?
→ Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

When pigs get a toothache, who do they see?
→ Painless Porker.

When is a pig an ecologist?
→ When he recycles garbage into ham.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?
→ Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine?

What would happen if pigs could fly?
→ Bacon would go up!