Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?
→ Pigs don't have red noses.

- Why do pigs run into trees?

- To shake out the alligators.

- I've never seen an alligator in a tree.

- That's because the pigs do such a good job.

Why do pigs love Halloween?
→ There's lots of hogsgobblin.

Why do pigs like February 14th?
→ They get lots of Valenswines.

Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough?
→ They were saving the best for last.

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?
→ Because he was an old boar.

Why didn't the Bionic Pig get a TV series of his own?
→ He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Bionic Woman.

Why did the spotted pigs run away?
→ They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?
→ It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class?
→ They stained it with mud.