Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?
→ She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen?
→ She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet.

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?
→ She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Why won't pigs take up jogging?
→ They don't like to get that far from the table.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?
→ Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why isn't there a Superpig?
→ It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?
→ We're raising mashed potatoes.

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?
→ He knows a little ham goes a long way.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?
→ Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?
→ Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.