Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why do pigs never recover from illness?
→ Because you have to kill them before you cure them!

What kind of tie does a pig wear?
→ Pig's tie!

What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes?
→ A swine gut!

What did the pig call a manuscript?
→ A shoat story.

What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?
→ Boaris Karloff.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?
→ He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?
→ Because they called it garbage.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?
→ Pigpockets.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?
→ "Mmm. Canapes."

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?
→ She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.