Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why do cats chase birds?
→ For a lark!

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?
→ A first aid kitty!

What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?
→ A duck filled fatty puss!

Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit?
→ They are both ginger nuts!

Why do tomcats fight?
→ Because they like raising a stink!

What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea?
→ A catameringue!

There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out.
How many were left?
→ None. They were all copy cats!

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
→ Santa Claws!

How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?
→ They never cry over spilt milk!

What is cleverer than a talking cat?
→ A spelling bee!