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Cat Ate a Duckling
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
→ She's got that down in the mouth look!
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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
→ She's got that down in the mouth look!
How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?
→ He has cat-arrh!
What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
→ I'm paw!
What do cat actors say on stage?
→ Tabby or not tabby!
How do cats eat spaghetti?
→ The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
How do cats eat spaghetti?
→ The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
→ A carrot!
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
→ She had mittens!
What looks like half a cat?
→ The other half!
- Brother: Did you put the cat out?
- Sister: Why, is it on fire?