Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What is another way to describe a cat?
→ A heat seeking missile!

What does a cat call a bowl of mice?
→ A purrfect meal!

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?
→ Puss in boots!

What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws?
→ An acrocat!

Why was the cat so small?
→ Because it only ate condensed milk!

When the cat's away.....?
→ The house smells better!

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?
→ Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

What cat purrs more than any other?
→ Purrsians!

On what should you mount a statue of your cat?
→ A caterpillar!

What do cats read in the morning?
→ Mewspapers!