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Cat and Vinegar
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
→ A sourpuss!
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Most Powerful Cat in China
Who was the most powerful cat in China?
→ Chairman Miaow!
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Cat Joins Red Cross
Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
→ Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
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Eight-Legged Swimming Cat
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
→ An octopuss!
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Cat Crossed With Tree
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
→ A cat-a-logue!
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Unluckiest Cat to Have
What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
→ A catastrophe!
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Cat on the Highway
What noise does a cat make going down the highway?
→ Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
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How Cat Food Is Sold
How is cat food sold?
→ Usually purr can!
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Cat's Favorite TV Show
What is the cat's favourite TV show?
→ The evening mews!
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Cat Crossed With Gorilla
What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?
→ An animal that puts you out a night!