Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?
→ A good jumpurr!

What is a black cat's favourite TV show?
→ Miami Mice!

What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws?
→ A posse cat!

What did the black cat say to the fish?
→ I've got a bone to pick with you!

Why do black cats never shave?
→ Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
→ When your a mouse!

Why did the cat sleep under the car?
→ Because she wanted to wake up oily!

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
→ There was some money in the kitty!

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?
→ Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?
→ He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath!