Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
→ Because of the tree bark.

A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. - Excuse me - he said to the cat in charge:

- Can you get milk stains out?

- Sure - replied the cat.

- We'll have that stain licked in a minute!

What is an octopus?
→ An eight-sided cat.

What do cat actors say on stage?
→ Tabby or not tabby!

What is another way to describe a cat?
→ A heat seeking missile!

Why was the cat so small?
→ Because it only ate condensed milk!

When the cat's away.....?
→ The house smells better!

Which big cat should you never play cards with?
→ A cheetah!

- Teacher: Name four members of the cat family.

- Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens!

Why are black cats such good singers?
→ They're very mewsical.