Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies?
→ Baddy long legs!

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea?
→ Al Caprawn!

What was the parrot doing in prison?
→ It was a jail-bird!

- Judge: Why did you steal that bird?

- Prisoner: For a lark, sir.

What advice do cows give?
→ Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
→ The horse's name is Friday!

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?
→ He was always horsing around.

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?
→ Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury.

- All right! - he raged

- all right! Who did it? What goldarned varmint painted my horse blue?

The huge figure of Black Jake, notorious gunfighter and town baddie rose from a chair by the door.

- It was me, shrimp - he drawled, bunching his gigantic fists

- what about it?

- Oh, well, er - stammered little Pete wretchedly

- all I wanted to say was. . .when are you going to give it another coat?

- Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them?

- Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.