Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What is a duck's favorite dance?
→ The quackstep!

What is a frog's favorite dance?
→ The Lindy Hop.

What do baby swans dance to?
→ Cygnet-ure-tunes!

Why don't dogs make good dancers?
→ Because they have two left feet!

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?
→ A cricket ball!

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?
→ The conga!

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?
→ One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What animals are poor dancers?
→ Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say:

- Jesus is watching you!

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.

- Jesus is watching you - the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened.
Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot:

- Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?

- Yes - said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief and asked the parrot:

- What's your name?

- Clarence - said the bird.

- That's a dumb name for a parrot - sneered the burglar.

- What idiot named you Clarence?

The parrot said:

- The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus.

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?
→ A Kong - vict!