Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
→ Rep Tiles

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
→ A Dinosaucer

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
→ Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
→ A molar bear

What did the dead raccoon say in his will?
→ "Leave it to Beaver."

- Why are you crying Fred? - asked the teacher.

- 'Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . .

- Fred - said the teacher.

- You must have known that Wisk's bad for parrots.

- Oh it wasn't the Wisk that killed it, sir. It was the tumble drier.

What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies?
→ A dead cat.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?
→ A dead centipede.

What do cows like to line dance to?
→ Any kind of moosic you like!

Which dance will a chicken not do?
→ The foxtrot!