Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
→ Hoppalong Cassidy.

What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?
→ Gimme a slug of whiskey.

What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?
→ Pre-tanned leather.

What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
→ A shadow

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?
→ A cow that can milk itself!

Why do cows like being told jokes?
→ Because they like being amoosed!

What's the best way to make a bull sweat?
→ Put him in a tight jumper!

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
→ Plenty of milk!

What is a cow's favourite TV show?
→ Dr Moo!

- Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow!

- Was it a Jersey cow?

- I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!