Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
→ He was too much of a bully!

Why was the calf afraid?
→ He was a cow-herd!

Why don't cows ever have any money?
→ Because the farmers milk them dry!

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?
→ It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Why do cows think cooks are mean?
→ They whip cream!

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
→ He wanted her to hit the hay!

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
→ He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?
→ He wanted to raise stewed beef!

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
→ The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
→ He wanted rich milk!