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Frog Cricketer
What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?
→ He bowled long hops!
What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?
→ He bowled long hops!
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
→ Froglights!
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
→ Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
→ He was feeling crummy!
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
→ Nacho cheese!
What's a doll's favorite food?
→ Barbie-Q!
What do you call an egg from outer space?
→ An unidentified flying omelet!
What do you call a fake noodle?
→ An Impasta.
What did one strawberry say to the other?
→ Look at the jam you've gotten us into!
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods?
→ One was "a-salted."